This is courtesy of Lisa Kay - I always enjoy the laugh at the end of her newsletters.

After an exhaustive review of the research literature here is the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Those in Japan eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Those in Mexico eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Those in China drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Those in Italy drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Those in Germany drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink whatever the heck you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.