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REALTORS - Will HVCC ruin your business?

2009-04-09T15:51:00.001-07:00

Email me NOW for important information about HVCC! An emergency town hall meeting has been scheduled in Dallas at Bent Tree Country Club on April 16th at 11A.M. If you're in Real Estate, Mortgage, Appraisal, Title, a Builer or involved in the business in any way, this affects YOU!

Email me at Carolyn@CarolynOnTheWeb.com to receive important information and RSVP links to this important event.

Get Great Marketing Tips & Chow Down!

2009-04-01T20:10:00.000-07:00

The Dallas AMB is very happy to announce LOWER PRICES at the April luncheon. Plus, the guest speaker this month can help you earn even more with his presentation: "Recession-Proof Your Marketing."

If you're in the Dallas area on April 9th, I highly recommend you stop by. :-)

RSVP on the website: www.dallasamb.org

REMINDER - DallasAMB Meets Thursday!

2009-03-18T14:09:00.000-07:00

Just a reminder that the Dallas Association of Mortgage Brokers meets tomorrow at Bent Tree Country Club in Dallas! RSVP now to avoid disappointment! :-)

www.dallasamb.org

2009-03-15T09:01:00.000-07:00

Join the Dallas Association of Mortgage Brokers this coming Thursday at 11:30 AM! This special meeting will feature TDSML Commissioner, Doug Foster. Mr. Foster will have an informative discussion with guests regarding Legislative changes in the industry, and how it affects the Real Estate and Mortgage Businesses. THIS IS IMPORTANT for your livelihood if you are in any way connected to Mortgage and Lending. DON'T MISS IT!

RSVP HERE:
www.dallasamb.org

2009-03-09T05:21:00.000-07:00

It's already daylight savings time and it's nearly tax time. Where does the time go??? And...speaking of taxes, I wanted everyone to know about a very helpful blog that I found on About.com. It's been very informative since I've been self-employed. Check it out, there's a ton of good info there.

http://taxes.about.com/

I hope everyone has a great week! :-)

2009-02-11T15:13:00.000-08:00

Call me un-romantic, but I wholeheartedly agree with this CNN columnist on what a rip-off Valentine's day is.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/11/martin.valentine/index.html

2009-01-28T08:08:00.000-08:00

This is courtesy of Lisa Kay - I always enjoy the laugh at the end of her newsletters.

After an exhaustive review of the research literature here is the final word on nutrition and health:

1. Those in Japan eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

2. Those in Mexico eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

3. Those in China drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

4. Those in Italy drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.

5. Those in Germany drink beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink whatever the heck you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

2009-01-12T12:29:00.000-08:00

HOW UGLY IS YOUR WEBSITE????

For fun today, I went googling for ugly websites. The choices were limitless, but I narrowed it down to these few. And remember, if your website resembles any of these... well, bless your poor little heart, and give me a call so I can help you! :-)

I'm all for salvation but somehow I don't think this is a good
recruitment tactic.
http://www.dokimos.org/ajff/

Gentlemen: My only pre-wedding advice is: DO NOT marry any woman
shopping on this bridal site. I fear your children would turn out
abnormal.
http://yvettesbridalformal.com/

Do not open these sites if you are prone to seizures.
http://miauk.com/
http://www.partytentcity.com/

For once, you can't blame an American.
http://www.icon.co.za/~bse1sa/bse9.htm

Another really good reason to hate politics.
http://havenworks.com/

Want to drop a few pounds? This will make you lose your appetite.
http://www.dwlz.com/

A better haircut would be a significant improvement.
http://www.mindspring.com/~garyb3/gary_b.htm

Would YOU get lessons from this guy???
http://www2.wcoil.

I hope you enjoyed those (ha ha)! If you need help improving your website or starting from scratch, I can definitely be of service. Have a great week!

2009-01-11T07:11:00.000-08:00

Attention Mortgage and Real Estate Pro's - Be sure to attend David & Britt Fair's 2009 Financial Forecast on Friday Jan 16th 11:30am at Prestonwood Country Club on Preston Rd in Dallas! RSVP must be in by this Wed. Go to www.dallasamb.org to RSVP right away!